Stop Trying To Be The Bitch You Hate

Ever beat yourself up for not being the perfect mother?

That when it comes to being a mother that you should be good at it from day one and infallible from that day forward? That you’re a failure if you don’t make your own baby food, catch your child before every fall, have sex with your husband every day, and have a gluten-free, dairy-free, soy-free dinner on the table every night?

Your rarely spoken, but oh-so-obvious goal? Be the perfect wife, daughter, sister, friend, neighbor, colleague and mother. All day, every day.

No pressure.

Oh, and look pretty, dress fashionably, stay in shape, know the difference between refined and unrefined sugar, get along with every other mother on the planet and have an intelligent answer to the question, “What are you reading right now?”. And commemorate the birthday of everyone from your childhood friends to your co-workers with a loving yet humorous Hallmark card that arrives two days early. Oh, and do all of this while raising and being wholeheartedly devoted to a set of children who listen to you with the same level of obedience as a puppy on his first day home from the pound.

No wonder you’re so tired.

Don’t try too hard or you’ll look like you’re trying too hard. Don’t take the path of least resistance or everyone will think you don’t care about your kids. And definitely don’t order that third glass of wine, or you’ll look as drunk as you wish you actually were.   

Who put the idea in your head? The crazy, screwed-up, ridiculous, insane and exhausting idea that you have to be perfect. Was it your mother? Your mother-in-law? Your daughter’s kindergarten teacher? Your exhausting sister-in-law?

Don’t fall into that trap.

It’s not their fault. None of those women imposed this idealized version of motherhood on you.

You imposed it on yourself.

Nobody said you had to be perfect to be loved by your children or their dad. You watched other mothers at their best, compared them to yourself at your worst and decided you needed to up your game — all day, every day.

People say the truth hurts. And it does.

Here’s a truth that I’ve seen proven with thousands of mothers across the world:

You’re the reason you’re so tired.

Motherhood is hard. It has never been easy, and it never will be. But we’re all making it harder than it has to be by striving and aiming for perfection. We think it’s the daily duties of motherhood that are wearing us out, but it’s not. It’s our expectations.

We don’t allow ourselves just to make cupcakes — we hold ourselves to the bar of knocking a brand-new recipe out of the park while making sure our sugar-high  children enjoy each and every moment.

It’s not the recipe that’s hard; it’s our expectation of how great the recipe will taste and how much fun we’ll have along the way that makes it so hard.

Motherhood is an obstacle course. We’re all faking it until we make it, while secretly knowing that we’ll never actually make it.

And while you’re over there trying to put lipstick on a pig with the perfection charade, deep down you know that perfection is the worst possible goal.

Here’s how I know you already know this.

I recently conducted a research study with 5,000 mothers across the country and asked two questions: What kind of mother are you today? And what kind of mother would you like to be? The metric was simple: plot your answers on a scale of one to five, with one being a terrible mother and five being the perfect mother.

The average answer to the first question was 3.5. Fine. Well done, mamas. You’re above average.

Shockingly, when it came to the second question, not a single mother in the entire study said she wanted to be a five. No one wanted to be the perfect mother.

When I asked why one mother quickly responded:

Screen Shot 2016-06-17 at 5.45.43 PMOh. Goodness.

But it makes sense. It’s only natural that you hate perfect people. Everyone hates perfect people. It’s the reason we’d all rather share a glass of wine with Monica Lewinsky than Martha Stewart.

I get it. The research results make sense. But here’s what I don’t get.

If you hate perfect mothers so much, then why are you trying to be one?

The next time you feel overwhelmed by a weekday to-do list that would intimidate a professional event planner, or find yourself jumping to clear a bar that you’ve set entirely too high, remember this mantra:

Stop trying to be the bitch you hate.

It’s unnecessary.

The more flawed you are, the more interesting you are. The more mistakes you make, the more human you are. The more fallible you are, the more likable you are. The more you talk about your challenges, the more help you get.

Think about your friends. How many of them are perfect? None. And how much do you love them? A lot.

Being a mother is important, but just because a job is important doesn’t mean you have to be perfect at it. You know perfection isn’t possible, and you know people pretending to be perfect aren’t likable.

So set your sights on being more likable and less perfect and the world will be a better place.

And you’ll be less tired.


Join the discussion and tell us your opinion.

Linda Marie Fellersreply

Love this.

Katherine Wintschreply
– In reply to: Linda Marie Fellers

Thank you, Linda! I’m happy you like it.

Earl Coxreply

I’ve always loved and frequently use the cliche “Perfect is the enemy of the good”which I think is part of your point. It’s seems to be human nature, and we do it at home and at work. Or at least I do.

Katherine Wintschreply
– In reply to: Earl Cox

I agree, Earl. Perfection is not and should never be the goal, yet we fall into the trap at work, at home and in our relationships. The “We hate those bitches” part reminds to stop trying to be someone I despise. It’s a great reminder of how imperfections are more likable than perfections.

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